How to Kill an American

You take a bowl,you fill it with diesel oil.
You take a frag, a baseball grenade,they call it,
You pull the pin,you hold the frag tight.
Now wrap a half dozen elastic bands round
The grenade,round that green curved metal strip.
The spoon,they call it.
Now sit the frag in the bowl.Submerge the fucker.
Now you put that bowl with the live grenade
Under an officers bunk.Cover it with a plate.
Takes five hours for the diesel to eat the rubber bands.
Then BOOM.And the lieutenant or the captain
Or the major or whoever you want is gone.
No witnesses.No nothing.Just a fucked up corpse.
A fuck up.Gone.